Land of the Free to Attack Anyone, Anywhere

The bush administration is expected to issue a new national security strategy today. From what we know so far, it looks a hell of a lot like the old national security strategy. Maybe a shorter hem line and possibly a little change in color but bottom line, it’s the same. If a country has something we need or want, we’ll lie about using diplomacy first and go into that country with both barrels blazing. Oh sure we’ll kill a few more people but we’ll just write that off to collateral damage, step on or over the bodies and march on. We’ll show the world that America is on the freedom march and we don’t care who we have to step on to spread the gospel.

See, damn it, we’re on the defensively offensive now. We’re so damn bad that we are constantly on the watch for anyone who we even think might want to kick out asses. We can go to any country if we suspect they hate our guts. It doesn’t matter why they hate our guts, we’ll just go in and do a lotta killin’ Amurican style.

We’re on a mission. We are spreading democracy. Okay we’re also spreading blood, death and heartache too. But as the Pretzelnit always says, free countries are peaceful countries. Free countries don’t attack their neighbors. We haven’t attacked Canada yet, so that proves we are a free country, right? Maybe we’re coming up a tad short on the peaceful part but we’re damned free to kill anyone anywhere if we want to. We’re giving the word freedom a whole new definition.

General Pace told us that things are going very, very well in Iraq. So apparently the Pretzelnit feels the steps that we took during the invasion of Iraq went so well we just might use that plan again in another country. He seems to feel we should dig ourselves another hole and just keep on digging. Sadly these holes will later become graves.