by Barry S. (NWM Staff Writer)
2-ply? 4-ply? Please! If you’re looking to truly pamper a poo-stained butt, try a wipe of luxurious cashmere. High-end, UK supermarket chain Waitrose is now selling toilet paper made from (no joke) extracts of cashmere. No word on when us colonies are going to get a hold of this posh paper, but sources say it’ll cost about $3.50 a roll. I’d say that’s a pretty decent price to experience the new #1 way to finish up #2.
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